March 2012
135 posts
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a... →
chaystar:
itskinzibitch:
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker
his name could be meeta
if peeta’s dad sold vegetables
his name could be beeta
if peeta’s dad owned a zoo
his name could be cheeta
if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee
his name could be greeta
if peeta’s dad went on twitter
his name could be tweeta
if peeta’s dad was a housemaid
his...
When I finally decide to do my homework, and my...
chaystar:
Friend: "You look different!"
chaystar:
Me:
When a fast food place keeps getting your order...
chaystar:
“Move Bitch I will do it myself!”
Trust in friends:
yourejustbeautifulyou:
Expectation:
Reality:
yourejustbeautifulyou:
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
